Today, in an attempt to be a fun mom, I took all six kids to the dollar movies. Actually, my motivation may have come more from terror at the idea of having all those children at home all day with nothing to do. At any rate…we went to see G-FORCE.
I can tell you nothing about the plot or the characters of the movie, but this is what I can tell you:
I heard the word B-U-T-T used way too many times.
It takes about 10 minutes to go through the first gigantic tub of popcorn. Then a refill becomes urgent.
They have booster seats in back for the kids who can’t see over their brothers’ heads.
Not all of my children are generous enough to share water with the brother who forgot to pack a water bottle, but some are.
Simon did not choke on any of the popcorn he ate. And it smells cheesy when it gets spit up on you.
About one third of Jonah’s water went to waste… in my lap.
Simon can army crawl down the entire aisle/runway in about 20 seconds. It may have been faster, had he not been temporarily distracted by the wad of chewed up gum in the carpet.