You know that saying “If I had a nickel for every time I ______, then I’d be rich!”
If that were the case, then these would be some of my most profitable sayings:
Balls are for outside!
We do NOT hit (or kick) our mommies!
Don’t tease, please.
What should you be doing right now?
No picking or licking (reference to Jonah’s favorite habit)
If you have something kind or helpful to say, we’d love to hear it.
You may come out when you’re ready to be pleasant.
Are you 100%? (Meaning all ready to go?)
Why NOT you? (In response to “why me?”)
Yesterday Kami called and asked what I was doing. I was sitting on the couch singing “The Eensie Weensie Spider.” She said “sounds like fun.”
That’s when it hit me.
I HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THE COUCH SINGING THE EENSIE WEENSIE SPIDER FOR 12 YEARS!
Singing the same songs, repeating the same phrases, applauding the same sweet little acheivements, and getting my earrings yanked out for 12 years! Wow.
Time flies when you’re having fun!